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Indian Wanting Coffee

Discussion in 'Humor Talk' started by mworkman, Sep 27, 2010.

  1. mworkman

    mworkman Well-Known Member

    An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun
    in one hand pulling a bull buffalo with the other.
    He says to the waiter:





    "Want coffee."

    The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up."

    He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.....
    The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp,
    turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
    causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere.
    And then just walks out.

    The next morning the Indian returns.
    He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling
    another male buffalo with the other.
    He walks up to the counter and says to
    the waiter:





    "Want coffee."

    The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto!
    We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday.
    What was all that about, anyway?"

    The Indian smiles and proudly says,



    "Training for position in United States Congress:
    Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull,
    Leave mess for others to clean up,
    Disappear for rest of day."
     
  2. cd4th

    cd4th Shoot first, shoot again

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    DIXIEDOG Prostaff for Taylor worms

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    Hunt22-250 Scuba Steve

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