AC's Sex Chat

Back in the early days of AOL chat, AC tried to get in on the sex chat stuff. Things didn't turn out too well.


AC: Hello, Sweetheart. Your picture is pretty, what you wearing?
Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
AC: I'm 6'3" and about 280 pounds of muscle. I wear a thumb ring and I have on a pair of brightly colored plaid shorts I just bought from Walmart. I'm also wearing a T-shirt with several of my fishing sponsor’s logos hand drawn on it...I’m a pro!!
Sweetheart: I want you.
AC: I wear a pink ankle bracelet too. I’m older, but I like to hang around the college kids to stay hip<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o></o>
Sweetheart: I said, I want you<o></o>
AC: Oh ok<o></o>
Sweetheart: Want to play along in my fantasy<o></o>
AC: Oh yeah……… I have fantasies too. I always fantasize about being a pro fisherman and giving seminars to people who wish they were as good as me. I amaze the customers at my store, with my knowledge. They always have this surprised / dumb look on their face when I talk to them.<o></o>
Sweetheart: Can we talk about me for a minute???<o></o>
AC: Oh Ok, sure
Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling.
AC: I do have nice eyes.
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
AC: My chest is buff, isn’t it? I swim a lot.<o></o>
Sweetheart: Can you help me out here?<o></o>
AC: Sure,……..I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling.
Sweetheart: Are you nervous? <o></o>
AC: No, I caught so many fish today, my hands are sore.
AC: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk slides off my warm skin.
AC: My hand suddenly jerks spastically (from all the hook setting), my thumb ring hooks a button and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse. I'm sorry.
Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.
AC: I'll pay for it, or I can send you a fly fishing shirt from my store. I get a discount!!!!
Sweetheart: Don't worry about it. I'm wearing a lacy black bra. I’m breathing harder and harder. Take off my bra
AC: I hate bras. I can tie 10 different knots blindfolded, but a bra is like Chinese handcuffs for me.
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly. I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body.
AC: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
Sweetheart: I'm arching my back.
AC: I'm dropping the bra. I like your breast, they’re neat!
Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.
AC: I get my hair styled at Sports Clips
Sweetheart: Styled?
AC: Yeah, I never know when a TV crew will be around and I can get some face time on TV.
Sweetheart: I think you are ruining the fantasy.<o></o>
AC: No, It’s all part of the fantasy. One day I’m going to make it to the big time<o></o>
Sweetheart: NOT YOUR FANTASY……. MINE!!!!<o></o>
AC: Oh yeah.............What was your fantasy again?
Sweetheart: This is ridiculous!!!! I think thumb rings and ankle bracelets are gay anyhow, go pester someone else.
AC: Your loss, I’m awesome.
[Sweetheart has left chat]
AC: Hello
AC: Are you here

 

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