Big ol' butt

Ted and his wife were working in their garden when he looked over at his wife and said "your butt is really big and I mean really,really big. I bet it's bigger than the bar-b-que grill."
He stopped what he was doing and went and got a tape measure and came back and measured the grill and then went over an measured his wife's butt and then said "I was right, it's 2 inches wider than the grill".
She ignored him and later that night when they went to bed Ted got to feeling a little frisky. She kept putting him off and finally told him "NO"
"What in the world is wrong with you" he ask?
She answered and said!

"Surely you don't expect me to fire up this big-ass grill for that little wienie"!

 

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