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Confucious did not say

Discussion in 'Talk, Talk (off topic)' started by Jazz, Mar 28, 2013.

  1. Jazz

    Jazz Warsaw Warrior

    CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY...

    Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

    Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

    Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

    Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.

    Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

    Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car
    gets exhausted.

    Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

    War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

    Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

    Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

    Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

    Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

    Finally CONFUCIUS DID SAY. ."A lion will not cheat on his wife,
    but a Tiger Wood!"
     
  2. cd4th

    cd4th Shoot first, shoot again

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  3. Hunt22-250

    Hunt22-250 Scuba Steve

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