Dr. Geezer vs. Dr. Young

An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time, became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that saidr. Geezer's clinic. "Get your treatment for $500, if not cured get back $1,000."



Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.



So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.



This is what transpired.



Dr. Young: --- "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth." can you please help me ??
Dr. Geezer: --- "Nurse, please bring medicine from bottle 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."



Dr. Young: --- Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"



Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."



Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.



Dr Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."



Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from bottle 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."



Doctor Young: "Oh no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"



Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."



Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.



Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see !!!!



Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so -- " Here's your $1000 back."



Dr. Young: "But this is only $500..."



Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."



Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an old "Geezer " !!!!

 

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