It pays to know the native language

Near Fredericksburg , Texas , where there is a large German-speaking
population, a farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking
from his pond with his hand.

The farmer shouted: 'Trink das wasser nicht, die kuhen haben dahin
gesheissen.'
(Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have s*** in it..')

The man shouted back: 'I'm from New York and just down here campaigning
for Obama's health care plan, I can't understand you. Please speak in
English.'

The farmer replied: "Use two hands, you'll get more"!

 

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