Jazz was in Texas the other day, sent me an IM.. I had to share...

I was in the Texas Rose Saloon last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old heifer came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt.

She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.”

I looked at her and said, ”Have you got a pen.”

She said, “ I sure do."

I said, “ Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re missing.”

My dental surgery is on Monday.

 

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