Persimmons

A small church had a very attractive big-busted
organist, Linda, and her breasts were so large that
they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ.

Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation
considerably.

The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said
something had to be done about this or they would have
to get another organist.

So one of the ladies approached Linda very discreetly
about the problem, and told her to mash up some green
persimmons and rub them on her nipples and over her
breasts, which should cause them to shrink in size,
but warned her not to taste any of the green
persimmons, because they are so sour they will make
your mouth pucker up, and you won't be able to talk
properly for a while.

The voluptuous organist reluctantly agreed to try it.

The following Sunday morning the minister walked up to
the pulpit and said, "Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond
my contwol, we will not hab the serbis this week.

 

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