The broke Coo Koo clock

Why females should avoid a Girls Night Out after they are married...



The other night I was invited out for a night with the
'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I
promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down
way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway
started doing it's thing and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my
husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12
cuckoos which equals MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in. I
told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I
got away with that one!

Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him
why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then
said 'oh ****.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed
another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped
over the coffee table and farted.

 

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