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The Penis Poem

Discussion in 'Humor Talk' started by Joey Watts, Jan 19, 2011.

  1. Joey Watts

    Joey Watts Well-Known Member

    My nookie days are over,
    My pilot light is out.
    What used to be my sex appeal,
    Is now my water spout.
    Time was when, on its own accord,
    From my trousers it would spring.
    But now I've got a full time job,
    To find the f***in' thing.
    It used to be embarrassing,
    The way it would behave.
    For every single morning,
    It would stand and watch me shave.
    Now as old age approaches,
    It sure gives me the blues.
    To see it hang its little head,
    And watch me tie my shoes!!
     
    Joey Watts, Jan 19, 2011
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    DIXIEDOG Prostaff for Taylor worms

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    Oscar Administrator

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    cd4th Shoot first, shoot again

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    Hunt22-250 Scuba Steve

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    Alan Proud Infidel

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    Paul Huxcoeur English Gentleman

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