We should move to Texas

In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels , where there is a large German-speaking population.



One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.



The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm ! Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: "Glad to meet you ! Don't drink the water. The cows have pooped in it."



The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan.



I can't understand you. Please speak in English."



The rancher replied: "Let me get you a bucket."

 

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