What does your Daddy do for a living?

The fourth-grade teacher asked the children
what their fathers did for a living. All the typical
answers came up - fireman, mechanic, businessman,
salesman... and so forth..

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet,
so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he
replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay
cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of
other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if
the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and
stay with him all night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly
set the other children to work on some exercises and
took little Justin aside to ask him,

"Is that really true about your father?"


"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic
National Committee and helped to get Obama
elected, but it's too embarrassing to say that in front
of the other kids.

 

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