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Adam, here's the true story

Discussion in 'Talk, Talk (off topic)' started by Jazz, Jul 16, 2015.

  1. Jazz

    Jazz Warsaw Warrior

    An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for many years.* He had a large pond in the back.* It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange, and lime trees.
    *
    One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.* He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
    *
    As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. *He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
    *
    One of the women shouted to him, 'we are not coming out until you leave!'
    *
    The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked..'
    *
    Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'
    *
    Some of us senior men can still think fast. :Cool_thumbs_up:
     
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