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men vs. women

Discussion in 'Humor Talk' started by Jazz, Jun 27, 2018.

  1. Jazz

    Jazz Warsaw Warrior

    Bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman, “Which book has helped you most in your life?”
    The woman replied, “My husband’s check book!!”

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    A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called ‘Husband – the Master of the House?’"
    Sales girl: “Sir, fiction and comics are on the 1st floor!”

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    Someone asked an old man: “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife – darling, honey, luv. What’s the secret?"
    Old man: “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her."

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    Pharmacist to customer: “Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription ..
    Simply showing marriage certificate and wife’s picture is not enough !

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    There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. Rest get married and wonder what happened!

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    Wives are magicians. They can change anything into an argument.

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    Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, compared to men?
    A very INTELLIGENT student replied: "Because Women don't have a wife!"

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    COOL MESSAGE BY A WIFE: Dear Mother-in-law, Don't teach me how to handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!?

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    When a married man says, I WILL THINK ABOUT IT - what he really means is that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.

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    A lady says to her doctor: "My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?"
    The doctor replies: "Give him an opportunity to speak when he's awake!
     
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